PENGUMUMAN PENTING!

Secara rasminya Cik Melati mengumumkan bahawa laman blog ini telah pun bertukar lokasi ke sawang dunia lebar dan dinaikkan pangkat jadi bos. Dah tak lagi di bawah gagasan Tuan Tompokblog, dan kini Cik Melati dah ada alamat ofis sendiri. Yay!

www.redmelati.com

Hebatkan nama website ni?

Apa lagi, singgah2 la ye. Mana tau berkenan di hati.

Macam mana nak buka blocked website? Guna la anonymous proxy~

Cik Melati selalu dapat pertanyaan ni: "Macam mana nak buka blocked website?" 

Padan muka akulah. Siapa suruh gi hebahkan satu Malaysia yang aku masih selalu download file dari PirateBay dan FilesTube lagi. Dah semua orang attack aku soalan yang sama.

Jawapannya, aku guna anonymous proxy.

Banyak sebenarnya website yang tawarkan service anonymous proxy. Tapi yang paling aku suka:

1) UtopianPal.com

2) HideMyAss.com

Kalau tak puas hati dengan dua site ni, Google la "anonymous proxy". Ada banyak list kat internet. Korang guna la dan download sampai pengsan! 

* *  LOVIN' THE INTERNET~   * *

Cara nak guna:

First, korang masuk laman web tu dan taip website yang korang nak kat address bar yang disediakan.

Korang akan dapati yang korang dah pun boleh bukak blocked website tu. Tapi hakikatnya, korang buka blocked website tu melalui anonymous proxy nye website tu. See the header. 

Oh, sebelum korang cuba, nak kena bagi amaran sikit. Since service ni free, of course la ada keburukannya:

1. Website2 ni biasanya suka buat pop-up ads. Dan website yang korang berjaya bukak tu pun ada iklan (sila klik figure kedua tu utk besarkan gambar). So sangat la annoying. So pastikan korang ada kesabaran yang tinggi. 

2. Since ada pop-up ads, so mungkin ada la aktiviti2 spamming dan kemasukan bakteria internet (a.k.a. virus) menerjah ke komputer korang. So, pastikan korang ada kesabaran yg tinggi dan ada antivirus yg bagus (but then again, website2 download ni kan memang selalunya banyak virus pun, walaupun tak guna anonymous proxy)

3. Kegiatan ini illegal. Yalah, ada kaitan dengan plagiarism dan cetak rompak kan... Lagipun, rasanya guna proxy luar ni salah di sisi undang2 (sepatutnya la. Tapi kita kan peduli apa. Kita kat Malaysia, bukan kat Amerika. Rakyat takkan ditangkap kalau download illegally. Lagipun semua orang buat. Takkan dia nak tangkap berapa juta rakyat Malaysia ni? hahahaha)

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So, sekarang korang dah tahu, so apa lagi, shuh shuh! Gi download sampai pengsan!

Kek Cik Melati

Jangan terkejut ye adik2. Cik Melati sekarang dah pandai main jual-jual kek! Huahahahaaaa Dah setapak ke hadapan!

KEK LAPIS ASAM MANIS

Rajah 1

Pek 4'' x 7" =  RM10.00

Pek 7" x 7" = RM16

Tester (saiz sushi pek) = RM0.80 (harga promosi!) 


Untuk tempahan, boleh contact Cik Melati:
010-4249778 (Mel)

Kami terima tempahan raya & tempahan sebelum/lepas raya ^____^

Anda dijemput beli/tempah kek ni. Gerenti sedap! Bila nak hidang kat tetamu pun, korang akan tersenyum lebar. Resepi kebanggaan Bonda nih!

p/s:
Buat masa ni, kitorang terima tempahan untuk Kek Asam Manis ni je. Sebab Bonda busy nak kerja + beribadah bulan puasa. Cuma anak dara dia ni je yang senang memanjang, dan resepi ni je yang aku terer sebab dah beribu kali berlatih (resepi lain, Bonda tak kasi buat. "Menjahanamkan resepi je kang!" katanya. *sob*sob* Kalau ada kek baru, nanti Cik Melati beritahu, okeh?




***UPDATE: Berikutan dengan kekecohan pasal butter Golden Churn yang disahkan mengandungi DNA babi, Cik Melati kena terangkan dua hal:
 
1) Ini bukan kek lapis Sarawak. Kek lapis Sarawak kan cantik menawan indah berseri. Kek lapis Cik Melati punya ni kan cantik menawan je, tak indah berseri pun...
2) Kek ini tak gunakan butter. Kami gunakan marjerin, sebab Bonda tak suka bau susu kat butter. So kitorang memang le tak guna Golden Churn tu (dengar nama pun tak pernah!)

Jangan menilai seseorang mengikut buah mereka

Sila jangan berfikiran kotor. Aku memang maksudkan buah, as in fruit.

Cerita lucu di bawah ni aku copy paste dari internet (tak payah quote la. Berlambak kat internet). Asalnya bahasa Indon, tapi aku ubah sikit supaya korang faham.

3 orang pemuda datang mendaftar, sorang dari Manado, sorang dari Jawa, sorang dari Papua.

Waktu isi borang, orang Papua lihat orang Manado tulis warna kulitnya : kuning langsat, orang Jawa tulis sawo matang.

Orang Papua bingung, kenapa diorang tulis warna kulit guna nama buah?

Disebabkan bingung, akhirnya orang papua tersebut tulis warna kulitnya dengan :

LADA HITAM

Kakakakakakaka!!! Sila Gelak Kuat2.

Dan gelak sekali lagi kalau korang tak faham kenapa sawo matang dikira buah. Jangan malu nak gelak dua kali, sebab aku pun sama gak pelik.

Tapi bila aku google baru aku tahu apa tu sawo. Tadaaaa~

Sawo = ciku 

Or in English, we call it sapodila (aku baru tau)

So "sawo matang" tu maksudnya ciku yang dah masak (dipendekkan : 'ciku ranum')

Baik kawan2, lepas ni kita jangan cakap "kulit sawo matang" tapi sebut "kulit ciku ranum". Hmmph nampaknya aku kena laporkan hal ni kepada Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka!

p/s: Kulit I berwarna ciku ranum, you!~

Pretty Girls = Drama Queen

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CikMelati don't know what's there to worry about Industrial Training. I mean, come on, easy measy!

And what confusing me more is what my girl friends worry about:

"What should I wear?"

"Should I wear heels?"

"Do I need to put on makeups?"

"Do I look like a schoolgirl if I don't lilit-lilit tudung?"

LMAO!
Laugh My Armpit Off

It's hard to be a girl. The super self-conscious attitude is in our DNA, so we can't help it!


And for men, you don't have the right to call us silly and ridiculous, coz the judging-the-opposite-sex-by-appearance attitude is in your DNA. So we're even.

LOL!
Lovin' Orange Lollipop

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Anyway, a friend said something that makes me want to laugh, coz she meant to praise me but my rotten brain translate it as "somehow offensive":

She said: "I envy how your makeups look natural on you"

My rotten brain translated: "You wear a lot of makeups but to no effect."




Haha.

Cara semak status tajaan MARA

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Baru2 ni CikMelati baru je terjumpa satu page yang sangat cool untuk pelajar di bawah tajaan MARA (yang dapat loan pun dikira 'tajaan' juga ye).

www3.mara.gov.my/ebaki1
(yes, it's "www3", not "www")

Page ni membolehkan korang:

1. Semak status tajaan MARA
2. Semak berapa banyak korang dah berhutang so far
3. Semak jadual bayaran balik (available lepas setahun tamat belajar)
4. Buat mental reminder untuk work hard, lepas tersedar yang hutang korang menambun

In case korang sengal2 bahasa, tak reti camne nak proceed, meh sini CikMelati terangkan. (sila klik kat gambar kalau tak jelas)

1) Buka www3.mara.gov.my/ebaki1

Dia dah kata, "bagi pengguna baru, sila klik di sini". Sila jangan buat2 tak paham bahasa. Klik je situ.

2) Register



3) Ta-daa!~ Korang dah ada page sendiri, camni:

Klik kat no akaun korang tu okeh. And enjoy your new page.

The confession of a broken heart (Letter to dad)

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I'm so emotional now. It's creepy.

Maybe it's the midnight breeze... and all of the sudden this song played on my player.



Emotionless, by Good Charlotte.



I used to like this song because I originally thought I can relate to the lyrics. Then I heard the part "I miss you", and all of the sudden the song is not in my fave list anymore.

But now that I'm 22, and I've learned that anyone have their own potentials on being jerks no matter how angelic they can look like, I totally approve this song.

I'm imagining I'm sending a letter to my dad exactly like this.

Exactly like this.




*****


Hey dad,
I'm writing to you
Not to tell you that I still hate you
Just to ask you how you feel
and how we fell apart
How this fell apart

Are you happy out there in this great wide world?
Do you think about your son?
Do you miss your little girl?
When you lay your head down
How do you sleep at night?
Do you even wonder if we're all right?

But we're all right
We're all right

It's been a long hard road without you by my side
Why weren't you there all the nights that we cried
You broke my mother's heart
You broke your children for life
It's not ok, but we're all right
I remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
But those were just a long lost memory of mine
I spent so many years learning how to survive
Now, I'm writing just to let you know that I'm still alive

The days I spent so cold, so hungry
were full of hate
I was so angry
Those scars run deep inside this tattooed body
There's things I'll take to my grave
But I'm okay
I'm okay

It's been a long hard road without you by my side
Why weren't you there all the nights that we cried
You broke my mother's heart
You broke your children for life
It's not ok, but we're all right
I remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
But those were just a long lost memory of mine
Now, I'm writing just to let you know I'm still alive
Now, I'm still alive

Sometimes I forgive
Yeah, and this time I'll admit,
that I miss you
said I miss you


******


Ironic, that I used to hate him so much. But now, how I wish he would call, even if that means my scars will bleed again...